Christmas Jokes & Riddles

See if you can figure out the answers to these silly Christmas
jokes and riddles. If you get stumped, just click "View Answer".

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
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What did the big candle say to the little candles?
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What illness do you get from eating Christmas decorations?
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Why do mummies like Christmas presents so much?
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How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
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What do you call an old snowman?
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What do elves learn in school?
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What do monekys sing at Christmas time?
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What do get if you cross St. Nicholas with a detective?
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What are people who are afraid of Santa Claus called?
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Who is never hungry at Christmas time?
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What did Santa Claus say to the over-stressed snowman?
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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
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Do Christmas trees knit?
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Who gives presents to baby sharks?
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Why was Santa's assistant depressed?
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What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
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What do you call a really quiet armed crusader?
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Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
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Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
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If athletes get Athletes Foot, what do astronauts get?
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What did the guests sing at the Eskimo Christmas party?
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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What did Santa shout to all of his toys on Christmas Eve?
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Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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What happened when the snowwoman got angry with the snowman?
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What is a snowman's favorite dinner?
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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
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What do you call a snowman party?
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What do vampires put on their turkey?
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
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What do you get when you cross reindeer with cows?
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What do you get when you cross Christmas Eve with tied up rope?
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Why did Santa Claus get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
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Why does Rudolph do so well in school?
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What do you call a Christmas tree with a really big nose?
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Where do they film movies about Christmas trees?
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What is Santa Claus' favorite sandwich?
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Where does Santa Claus hang his suit after Christmas?
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How do fish celebrate Christmas?
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How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?
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What do grizzly bears drape on their Christmas trees?
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What is a wolf's favorite Christmas carol?
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What is the favorite Mexican food of snowmen?
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What did the spider request for Christmas?
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What's purple and says "Ho, Ho, Ho"?
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
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Why does Santa Claus like going down the chimney?
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What is a dog's favorite Christmas carol?
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What did one Christmas angel say to the other?
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas time?
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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I can't remember my name!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Christmas Humor for Grown-ups

What if it had been the Three Wise Women instead of the Three Wise Men?
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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Santa Claus, an honest politician and a kind lawyer were all on an elevator together when they spotted a $5 bill lying on the floor. Who picked it up?
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